Words by Bob Levy
Music by Dennis Livingston

Where did you go?
I need to know what happened to our love.
Did you run off to Spain, agonizes my brain?
Is there someone else you're dreaming of?

Why haven't I heard from you?
Funny how quickly things change.
One moment you're here and I'm holding you near,
then you scream that I'm weird and a little deranged!

Why haven't I heard from you?
Even my e-mails are blocked.
Are you dead on the floor, on a slab in the morgue?
You don't answer your door ev'ry time I knock, knock, knock.
Tell me once and for all why you hang up my calls.
I've got rollover minutes to use.
Why haven't I heard from you?

I thought you really adored me.
Then we met face to face.
You looked so shocked when you saw me.
That's Tom Cruise's picture I used on MySpace!

Why haven't I heard from you?
Darling I'm really perplexed.
Did my dance in the nude that you viewed on YouTube
seem a teensy bit lewd, like I'm too oversexed?

Why haven't I heard from you?
Send me a clue where you are.
Are you taking a cruise or a long needed snooze
after drinking cheap booze in a bar in Zanzibar?
I know I'm unique, so I spit when I speak.
Your critique left me weak and confused.
Why haven't I heard from you?

I searched the places you go to.
You vanished into thin air.
You told my mother I stalked you.
Even my therapist thinks that's unfair.

Why haven't I heard from you?
I beg you for just one more chance.
Did you think I would know how ballistic you'd go
when you thought that my bulge was a gun in my pants!
Please don't say "Stay away," our love's lasted six days.
We've got wedding announcements to choose!

OH! You purchased a taser,
Did I wear out your pager?
Perhaps I just misconstrued?
I don't get it, my dear, why you run when I'm near,
spraying mace from my face to my shoes.
Just admit I'm the one, even you could have fun,
I've got toys and handcuffs to use...

Why haven't I heard...
Why haven't I heard...
Why haven't I heard from you?

 

 

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