Words and Music by Dennis Livingston

MAMMALS! MAMMALS! MAMMALS EVERYWHERE.
RUNNING THROUGH THE BUSHES.
GETTING IN OUR HAIR.
MAMMALS! MAMMALS! MESSING UP OUR NESTS.
PESKY LITTLE CREATURES,
THEY LACK REDEEMING FEATURES,
UNDISCIPLINED BY TEACHERS,
THEY'RE CREEPY, FURRY PESTS.

MAMMALS! MAMMALS! HIDE IN EVERY NOOK.
INSECT EATING FLEA-BALLS.
NEVER WHERE YOU LOOK.
MAMMALS! MAMMALS! MISBEGOTTEN THINGS.
WHEN WE GO FOR AMBLES,
THEY JUMP INTO THE BRAMBLES,
THEIR LIFE IS SUCH A SHAMBLES,
A CIRCUS WITH TEN RINGS.

MAMMALS ARE FUNNY, MAMMALS ARE SWEET.
MAMMALS ARE SURELY SWIFT ON THEIR FEET.
BUT WE ARE BRAVE, SO MIGHTY AND STRONG.
POOR LITTLE MAMMALS,
THEY WON'T LAST LONG.

MAMMALS! MAMMALS! PANCAKES IN THE ROAD.
SIMPLY NOT AS GRACIOUS.
AS YOUR AVERAGE TOAD.
MAMMALS! MAMMALS! HARDLY WORTH THE TIME.
NOTHING THEY DO MATTERS,
BY ACTING LIKE MAD HATTERS,
THEY'RE SURE TO END IN SPLATERS,
IT WOULDN'T BE A CRIME.

MAMMALS ARE FUNNY, MAMMALS ARE SWEET.
MAMMALS ARE SURELY SWIFT ON THEIR FEET.
BUT WE ARE BRAVE, SO MIGHTY AND STRONG.
POOR LITTLE MAMMALS,
THEY WON'T LAST LONG.

 

 

© 1991 Hallmark Music Co.

 

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