Words and Music by Dennis Livingston

BIG ONES, LITTLE ONES,
EVEN SOME BRITTLE ONES,
COME TO THE CRETACEOUS CABARET TONIGHT!

STRIPED ONES, SPOTTY ONES,
WEIRD POLKA DOTTY ONES,
BIRD HIPS, LIZARD HIPS,
TRY OUT THE FISH 'N CHIPS.

ARMOR, SPIKES AND FANGS
SHARPENED IN A GRIN,
LONG NECKS, BIG HEARTS,
PUMPIN' ADRENALINE.
 
LET'S JOIN CLAWS AND CAST ALL OUR CARES AWAY
BY STOMP'N, AND ROCK'N ,
AND KICK'N UP A STORM NOW AS WE
OPEN THE DOORS TO THE CRETACEOUS CABARET!

BOLD ONES, WEEPY ONES,
QUITE A FEW CREEPY ONES,
RUN TO THE CRETACEOUS CABARET, TONIGHT!

SMART ONES, SAPPY ONES,
FIERCE FLYING FLAPPY ONES,
SHY TYPES, GIGANTIC HEIGHTS,
TRY NOT TO SMASH THE LIGHTS.

ARMOR, SPIKES AND FANGS
SHARPENED IN A GRIN,
LONG NECKS, BIG HEARTS,
PUMPIN' ADRENALINE.
 
LET'S JOIN CLAWS AND CAST ALL OUR CARES AWAY
BY STOMP'N, AND ROCK'N,
AND KICK'N UP A STORM NOW AS WE
OPEN THE DOORS TO THE CRETACEOUS CABARET!

DONT BITE, MUSTN'T FIGHT,
STILL LOTS TO DO ALL RIGHT,
JUMP TO THE CRETACEOUS CABARET, TONIGHT!

CAREFUL, DONT WRECK THE STAIRS,
PLEASE DONT DESTROY THE CHAIRS,
YOU'RE HOME, NO NEED TO MOAN,
JUST SHAKE THOSE TIRED BONES.

ARMOR, SPIKES AND FANGS
SHARPENED IN A GRIN,
LONG NECKS, BIG HEARTS,
PUMPIN' ADRENALINE.
 
LET'S JOIN CLAWS
AND CAST ALL OUR CARES AWAY

DAH DAH DAH DAH - DAH DAH
DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH.

DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH - DAH
DAH DAH DAH DAH.

COME
TO THE
CRETACEOUS
CABARET
TO
NIGHT!

 

 

© 1991 Hallmark Music Co.

 

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